me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
me: gets in bed
me: how was earth created
me: who made microwaves
me: how does the internet even work
me: i'm hungry
me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
me: too tired to sleep
yahooentertainment:

Did You Know: Uzo Aduba admits Crazy Eyes’ twirls and axels on ‘Orange is the New Black’ were all from her ice skating past, so we Sochi’d her!
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rihannadaily:

Rihanna yesterday. That Abs 😗

rihannadaily:

Rihanna yesterday. That Abs 😗

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oitnbclub:

Black Cindy’s job please.

theblogofaudrey:

Exactly

unclefather:

"Thanks for calling me a bitch because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are nature. and nature is beautiful. So thanks for calling me beautiful(: "

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dilda-swinton:

boys that cant be bothered to text you back

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dripping-adorableness:

Hello!